The name says it all.

Uselesstuff® makes stuff that’s fundamentally useless: the name says it all. We then sell it to you at overinflated prices. If you’re looking for originality, look somewhere else. Every design is meant to insult your intelligence, or that of the person you’re buying it for.

Do you want our Useless® artwork on a shirt or another piece of clothing? We can do that. How about a poster, framed print, greeting card, or some stickers? We can do that too. What about a phone case or computer cover? Or an actual notebook that you can actually write in? Or a coffee or tea mug? Or a pillow or duvet? We cover those too. And how about a tastefully-adorned tote bag to put it all in, one that you’ll always forget in the car when you go shopping?

Simply find the design that you like on our website, and then click through to our Redbubble and Teespring sites to place your order. They’ll take care of the rest, and send your order anywhere worldwide.

It’s as easy as that.

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When I started using WorldWideWeb, it was still a text-only app that ran on a NeXTcube. Then, the web was a place of dreams and ideals. It was a place where we spoke about how best to improve the world and people’s lives, interrupted only by the occasional fight over research funding.

Now that the rest of you have joined the World Wide Web, you’ve all ruined it. What was a universe of limitless possibility is now a universe of limitless crass commercialism, continuously interrupted by fights over nothing of real consequence.

So after twenty-odd years of thoughtful altruistic contributions while the rest of you have been cashing in, I give up. If you can make money selling people stuff they don’t need and can’t afford, two can play that game. The only difference is that I’m not even going to try to deceive anyone into thinking otherwise.

Uselesstuff® makes stuff that’s fundamentally useless: the name says it all. We then sell it to you at overinflated prices. If you’re looking for originality, look somewhere else. Every design is meant to insult your intelligence, or that of the person you’re buying it for. Plus I don’t manufacture the stuff myself either; but then who does these days? Other people do it instead, and I don’t even know their names.

Rest assured: you can buy all our products online, without ever having to interact with another real human being. It’s just that convenient and impersonal. But why order only one item when you can order ten? After all: if you don’t really need the first item, you definitely won’t need nine more.

And that’s a guarantee.