Philosophy

Imagine if someone asks you ‘If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?’ There are many responses to the question, including ‘Sorry, did you say something?’ This is philosophy in a nutshell, providing we’re dealing with a nut tree in the first place. If you’re wondering what the meaning of life is – or whether we really exist at all – please keep in mind that all of the designs in this collection are available for sale. And if the burden of wealth bothers you, we are ready and willing to relieve you of that dreadful burden. Just imagine how much it’ll improve your life and philosophical enlightenment, whatever that happens to be.

Genius

Series Nº 16197

Feeling frustrated that nobody else recognizes how brilliant you are? Then this shirt is for you. Now, no-one will make fun of you any more. And this is just one of ten designs: one for every day of the week. Buy them all.

Boffin

Series Nº 16198

Feeling frustrated that British people don’t recognize how brilliant you are? Then this shirt is for you. Now, nobody will make fun of you any more. And this is just one of ten designs: one for every day of the week. Buy them all.

Stable Genius

Series Nº 16229

Feeling frustrated that everybody is questioning your undoubted brilliance? Then this design is for you. Now, no-one will make fun of you any more. And this is just one of six designs: one for every day of the year. Buy them all.