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Series Nº 16275 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Expert

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

ex·pert (n.):
1. someone who mistakenly thinks that they know more than you do;
2. someone who realizes that they know less than you do, but is unwilling to admit it.

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Series Nº 16263 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Philosophy

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

phi·los·o·phy (n.):
1. helping you make others look dumber since the beginning of civilization;
2. a discipline to help understand why others are dumber than you;
3. helping delude you into assuming that you’re less dumb than other people since you thought you started learning the subject.

Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, philosophy, civilization, dumb, dumber, intelligence, knowledge