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mu·tu·al fund (n.):
a way for financial professionals to profit from your money, yet still underperform the market average.
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hedge fund (n.):
a convenient way for rich people to cheat the rest of the market.
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brand (n. & v.):
a method of selling yourself to others that scars them for life.
All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.
stun·ning (adj.):
an adjective used to stun any ability for rational logic or critical thinking out of people.
All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.
But wait… there’s more! (phr.):
No… there isn’t.
All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.
mar·ket·er (n.):
a person who lacks the self-respect to call themself an advertiser.
All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.
e·van·ge·list (n.):
a person who has lost the ability to think independently for themself.
