Posts tagged legal
Series Nº 16682 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Arbitration

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

ar·bi·tra·tion (n.):
a legal process for those who know that they’ll lose any jury case.


Series Nº 16680 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – End User License Agreement

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

end us·er li·cense a·gree·ment (n.):
a document that you’ll never read, and that strips you of all the legal rights you assumed you had.


Series Nº 16676 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Privacy Policy

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

pri·va·cy pol·i·cy (n.):
a document used by those who want to violate your right to privacy.