Series Nº 16685 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Word Processor

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

word pro·ces·sor (n.):
a typewriter for those too lazy to make mistakes.

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Andrew Keith StraussAugust 27, 2018uselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, word processor, lazy, pen, typewriter, write, writing

Series Nº 16684 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Typewriter

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

type·writ·er (n.):
a method of writing for those too lazy to use a pen.

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Andrew Keith StraussAugust 24, 2018uselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, typewriter, lazy, pen, word processor, write, writing

Series Nº 16683 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Pen

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

pen (n.):
a method of writing for those too lazy to use a quill and ink.

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Andrew Keith StraussAugust 22, 2018uselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, pen, lazy, pencil, quill, write, writing