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me·di·oc·ri·ty (n.):
1. the person who owns this;
2. the person wearing this shirt.
All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.
pow·er·point (n.):
1. the most powerful sedative known to humanity;
2. the most powerful narcotic (2,4,6-trinitroboring) in the known universe.
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