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ap·a·thy (n.):
1. ‹definition goes here.›;
2. Hmmm… uhhh… …….
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dis·rupt (v.):
1. relentless optimism in the face of stark reality;
2. forcibly improving others’ lives, whether they like it or not;
3. trying to improve civilization while wilfully ignoring the Law of Unintended Consequences.
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vi·ral (adj.):
1. an online contagion;
2. a communicable disease on the internet.
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flam·ma·ble (adj.):
inflammable.
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t·l;d·r (abbr.):
1. a term for people too lazy to find out what it means;
2. a term for people too lazy to….
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friend (n.):
1. somebody online that you almost certainly don’t know;
2. somebody in real life that you actually know (archaic term, no longer in use).
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fa·mous (adj.):
infamous.
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so·cal me·di·a (n.):
1. Hollywood;
2. the ‘San Fernando Valley’;
3. both of the above;
4. That other ‘industry’ in the Valley that Hollywood doesn’t like to talk about.
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in·cen·tiv·ize (v.):
1. inspire; failing that,
2. encourage; failing that,
3. bribe; failing that,
4. threaten; failing that,
5. blackmail someone into doing what you want.
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or·i·gi·nal (adj. & n.):
doing something that others don’t yet know has been done already.
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air·plane seat (n.):
a modern torture device currently not covered by the Geneva Conventions.
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air·line (n.):
a modern torture device currently not covered by the Geneva Conventions.
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cook·ie mon·ster (n.):
any online service that insists on following you around the internet without your knowledge or permission.
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cook·ie (n.):
a baked good studded with chips that follows you around the internet.
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web an·a·lyt·ics (n.):
online stalking.
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mon·ey (n.):
a substance so addictive that it’ll cause you to say and do things that you wouldn’t believe.
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con·sti·tu·tion (n.):
an incomplete document that doesn’t guarantee you some of the rights that you take for granted.
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in·ter·net (n.):
1. a virtual world where the misinterpretation of a single statement can ruin your entire life;
2. a method of writing for those too lazy to write.
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word pro·ces·sor (n.):
a typewriter for those too lazy to make mistakes.
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type·writ·er (n.):
a method of writing for those too lazy to use a pen.
