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Series Nº 16883 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Viral

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

vi·ral (adj.):
1. an online contagion;
2. a communicable disease on the internet.

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Series Nº 16868 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Friend

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

friend (n.):
1. somebody online that you almost certainly don’t know;
2. somebody in real life that you actually know (archaic term, no longer in use).

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