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Series Nº 16644 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Marketer

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

mar·ket·er (n.):
a person who lacks the self-respect to call themself an advertiser.


Series Nº 16275 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Expert

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

ex·pert (n.):
1. someone who mistakenly thinks that they know more than you do;
2. someone who realizes that they know less than you do, but is unwilling to admit it.