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Series Nº 16681 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Mediocrity

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

me·di·oc·ri·ty (n.):
1. the person who owns this;
2. the person wearing this shirt.

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Series Nº 16675 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Mutual Fund

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

mu·tu·al fund (n.):
a way for financial professionals to profit from your money, yet still underperform the market average.

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Series Nº 16673 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Index Fund

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

in·dex fund (n.):
a convenient way to invest in a bunch of companies without having to worry about the ethically questionable things that they’re doing.

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