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The purpose of paid advertising is to help a company increase its sales. In this case, you’ll be paying us for the pleasure of becoming a walking billboard for Uselesstuff® and our useless designs. This might sound highly unethical, but think just how many other companies that you’re already doing this for. We’re simply asking for equal treatment. So buy, buy, buy.

Uselesstuff® Logo

Series Nº 16180

Tired of paying money to famous companies for the privilege of being their walking billboard? Why not pay us instead? Not only do you get a logo, but there’s also a shirt attached. Be the envy of your family, friends and colleagues as they wonder what a ‘uselesstuff’ is.

Uselesstuff® Logo & Slogan

Series Nº 16193

Tired of paying money to famous companies for the privilege of being their walking billboard? Why not pay us instead? Not only do you get a logo and catchy slogan, but there’s also a shirt attached. Be the envy of your family, friends and colleagues as they wonder what a ‘uselesstuff’ is. Did we mention that there’s a catchy slogan?

Uselesstuff® Short Logo

Series Nº 16217

Tired of paying money to famous companies for the privilege of being their walking billboard? Why not pay us instead? Not only do you get a logo, but there’s also a shirt attached. Plus, there’s an added bonus: by proudly wearing the word ‘useless’, other people will automatically lower their expectations of you. So no matter what you do, you’ll always be a success.

Uselesstuff® Counterfeit

Series Nº 16230

Are you surrounded by people who hold you in low regard? Then this design is for you. Because even if they call you useless, they’ll still be complimenting you. Recommended for anyone with a slight inferiority complex.

Worse than Useless®

Series Nº 16231

Ever since our designs became so overwhelmingly popular, we’ve noticed that others have been selling cheap knock-off copies. So before buying anything, ask yourself this question: why spend less for an inferior counterfeit, when you can pay full price for the genuine counterfeit instead? Always insist on the real imitation.