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mon·ey (n.):
a substance so addictive that it’ll cause you to say and do things that you wouldn’t believe.

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All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

ec·o·nom·ics (n.):
1. a field of study obsessed with explaining how irrational humans act rationally;
2. a convenient excuse for moral people to do immoral things, all while claiming to be purely amoral;
3. a method used by people to act immorally – claiming that if they didn’t do so, everyone else would.

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