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Series Nº 16883 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Viral

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

vi·ral (adj.):
1. an online contagion;
2. a communicable disease on the internet.

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Series Nº 16686 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Internet

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

in·ter·net (n.):
1. a virtual world where the misinterpretation of a single statement can ruin your entire life;
2. a method of writing for those too lazy to write.

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