Posts tagged airplane
Series Nº 16693 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Airplane Seat

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

air·plane seat (n.):
a modern torture device currently not covered by the Geneva Conventions.

Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, airplane, seat, airline, geneva conventions, passenger, torture
Series Nº 16692 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Airline

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

air·line (n.):
a modern torture device currently not covered by the Geneva Conventions.

Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, airline, aeroplane, airplane, geneva conventions, passenger, torture