Posts tagged money
Series Nº 16688 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Money

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

mon·ey (n.):
a substance so addictive that it’ll cause you to say and do things that you wouldn’t believe.

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Series Nº 16271 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Insurance

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

in·sur·ance (n.):
you pay us repeatedly now for the privilege of denying your claim later.

Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, insurance, claim, coverage, deny, money, privilege
Series Nº 16265 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Communism

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

com·mu·nism (n.):
an economic system preferred by people who don’t like overachievers.

Andrew Keith Straussuselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, communism, economics, money, overachiever, public, wealth