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Series Nº 16660 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – But Wait… There’s More!

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

But wait… there’s more! (phr.):
No… there isn’t.


Series Nº 16644 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Marketer

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

mar·ket·er (n.):
a person who lacks the self-respect to call themself an advertiser.


Series Nº 16643 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Evangelist

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

e·van·ge·list (n.):
a person who has lost the ability to think independently for themself.