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hedge fund (n.):
a convenient way for rich people to cheat the rest of the market.
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in·dex fund (n.):
a convenient way to invest in a bunch of companies without having to worry about the ethically questionable things that they’re doing.
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fi·nan·cial in·sti·tu·tion (n.):
a middle-class casino.
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in·vest·ment ad·vis·er (n.):
a professional gambler.
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cap·i·tal·ism (n.):
an economic system preferred by wealthy people.
