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ad·ver·tis·er (n.):
1. a professional liar;
2. a pathological liar who has worked out how to make money from the skill.
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mar·ket·er (n.):
a person who lacks the self-respect to call themself an advertiser.
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e·van·ge·list (n.):
a person who has lost the ability to think independently for themself.
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en·tro·py (n.):
a system of organization that never fails.
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o·li·gop·o·ly (n.):
a system preferred by those who are already in charge.
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mer·i·to·cra·cy (n.):
a system preferred by those who already know that they’re going to win.
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ex·pert (n.):
1. someone who mistakenly thinks that they know more than you do;
2. someone who realizes that they know less than you do, but is unwilling to admit it.
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cer·ti·fied (adj.):
certifiable.
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Sor·ry Eh (pr.n.):
a Canadian airline.
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A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (abbr.):
an acronym for acronym.
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in·sur·ance (n.):
you pay us repeatedly now for the privilege of denying your claim later.
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i·den·ti·ty thief (n.):
1. social media network;
2. credit reporting agency;
3. search engine;
4. online retailer;
5. cellular network;
6. almost everything online;
7. Just change all of your passwords. Now.
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hu·man be·ing (n.):
1. a special disposable type of corporation with no intrinsic economic value, but with full liability for everything that goes wrong;
2. an economic unit with no intrinsic value, except for its current assets and holdings.
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ec·o·nom·ics (n.):
1. a field of study obsessed with explaining how irrational humans act rationally;
2. a convenient excuse for moral people to do immoral things, all while claiming to be purely amoral;
3. a method used by people to act immorally – claiming that if they didn’t do so, everyone else would.
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cor·po·rate re·spon·si·bil·i·ty (n.):
conspicuously advertising that you give 1% of your profits to charity, while you pocket the remaining 99%.
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con·sum·er (n.):
customers that a business has so little respect for, that it refers to them as consumers.
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com·mu·nism (n.):
an economic system preferred by people who don’t like overachievers.
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cap·i·tal·ism (n.):
an economic system preferred by wealthy people.
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phi·los·o·phy (n.):
1. helping you make others look dumber since the beginning of civilization;
2. a discipline to help understand why others are dumber than you;
3. helping delude you into assuming that you’re less dumb than other people since you thought you started learning the subject.
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ad·ver·tis·ing (n.):
1. creative lying;
2. professional lying.
