Posts tagged profit
Series Nº 16675 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Mutual Fund

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

mu·tu·al fund (n.):
a way for financial professionals to profit from your money, yet still underperform the market average.

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Series Nº 16267 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Corporate Responsibility

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

cor·po·rate re·spon·si·bil·i·ty (n.):
conspicuously advertising that you give 1% of your profits to charity, while you pocket the remaining 99%.

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