Series Nº 16269 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Human Being

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

hu·man be·ing (n.):
1. a special disposable type of corporation with no intrinsic economic value, but with full liability for everything that goes wrong;
2. an economic unit with no intrinsic value, except for its current assets and holdings.

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