All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

i·den·ti·ty thief (n.):
1. social media network;
2. credit reporting agency;
3. search engine;
4. online retailer;
5. cellular network;
6. almost everything online;
7. Just change all of your passwords. Now.

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