Series Nº 16678 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Second Headquarters

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sec·ond head·quar·ters (n.):
1. a new corporate campus based in a city that offers the biggest tax break that its citizens cannot afford;
2. a new corporate campus based in the same city as its workaholic CEO’s vacation home.

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