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Series Nº 16679 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Mindfulness

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

mind·ful·ness (n.):
1. a 99¢ app for those without the time, dedication, or patience to meditate;
2. a futile exercise for people without the time, patience, or knowledge to meditate properly.