Are you Canadian, or an American travelling overseas who would like to keep a low profile? Then this design is for you. What could be more patriotic than a maple leaf emblazoned with Canada’s official greeting? Now available in five languages: Cree, Inuktitut, Dëne Sųłıné, Français, and even English. Better still, buy all five.

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Are you Canadian? Are you tired of wasting seconds every day by having to end every sentence with an obligatory ‘eh’, eh? Then this remarkable timesaving device is for you. Simply use this design, and look forward to treasuring all that extra spare time you’ll now have in your busy life. Eh.

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