Series Nº 16647 – Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Selfie

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

self·ie (n.):
1. a blemish on an otherwise-decent photograph;
2. taking a photograph of yourself facing away from the thing that you’re actually meant to be looking at.

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