Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter

Series Nº 16670

All words have meaning. There are formal definitions that you’d find in a reputable dictionary. And then there are the real definitions: the ones that remain unspoken. That’s why the Uselesstuff® Dictionary exists.

twit·ter (adj., n. & v.):
1. like a twit, but only more so;
2. gossip;
3. hearsay;
4. failed haiku;
5. truth and lies, but mainly lies;
6. scandal in everything, including name;
7. screaming into the void;
8. trying to talk directly to a single person, but accidentally missing;
9. a failure to communicate;
10. attempting to reduce the profound beauty and complexity of the universe to a few lines of drivel.

Keywords: uselesstuff, useless, parody, dictionary, twitter, gossip, heresay, scandal, social media, twit

Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – More (Black)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Truth (Black)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Scandal (Black)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Drivel (Black)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Scandal (White)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Void (White)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Accidental (White)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Failure (White)

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Uselesstuff® Dictionary – Twitter – Drivel (White)

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